So, yesterday, I took the day off from celebrity gossip, not entirely of my own volition, however. First, I had to prep for a massive lab class, for which I am the TA, then teach said lab, then clean up after said lab, then go to an interview for an internship which I will absolutely not get, then back home to hang out with the thoroughly awesome, PW. I didn't look at a gossip blog all day - I didn't even open my laptop until 9:30 at night, and that was only because I was getting so pissy about the debate I needed something else to think about.
And what do I come across? Sweet fancy Moses, I picked the wrong day to ignore the gossip, didn't I? A-Rod broke up Madonna and Guy Ritchie because of the intense "spiritual, emotional, and romantic bond?" And Guy could get $250 million but doesn't want it?!?! And, David Duchovny and Tea Leoni are separated? And not for the reason you think?!?!!! Because she had an affair with Billy-F-ing-Bob Thorton!????!! WTF?
And, worse still, David Beckham is inexplicably shilling fish sticks with Omega-3s added to them:
W.T.F.?!!!????? Also, why do those kids behind him look less-than-thrilled? Shouldn't they heart him? Or, are they American and think soccer is a stupid game? Maybe if Tom Brady hobbled his ass out there the kids would look happier. Or, at least they could kick him in the knee for me, since he ruined my fantasy team's chance of winning the league this year.
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I've been there, I've felt your pain. That's why I now listen to the E! Channel almost all the time on my XM radio. In fact, thanks to them, I was also caught up on the ridiculous and fake rumor of Tom Cruise taking a header off a cliff. As for the fish sticks, I think you are right, if it was an American football player, the kids would be grinning like crazy. OR, the other thing that would help would be if he was holding a tray filled with grilled cheese burgers instead of fish sticks. Then the kids would be tackling him.
lol! You are so funny! I have to agree, that is a lot of crap to miss! You know, with a sample size of 2 (you and I) there is a ridiculously high correlation between Ed Helms fans and the sciences. Interesting?
As soon as I saw this photo, I wondered what you thought :)
http://www.edhelms.org/images/younged.jpg
beth - Yes! Let's make Omega-3 filled grilled cheese burgers and shill them to the kids instead! We will make millions!
jp - I know!! That child picture of Ed is ADORABLE! And, I'm glad to know there are other science-dorks who heart Ed Helms! I know of one more I used to work with, so now our sample size is up to 3!
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